Scene: Driving to the farm discussing the possibility of Rob doing field research on big cats.
Stephanie: I can see you darting lions in Africa and studying their reproductive or migratory patterns. Wait, do lions migrate?
Rob: No they don't; but it would be cool.
Stephanie: Which big cat do you want to study? Lions? Siberian tigers? Sumatran tigers-
Rob (interrupting and dead serious): Sumatran tigers, cause I could dart them while riding on an elephant.
Stephanie: Um, yes. Yes you could...
Rob (continuing to geek out): Also, I would get to wear a mask on the back of my head, ya know, cause tigers attack from behind...
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